Wrecked Him? Damn Near Killed Him…
Most have you have heard the joke, but if not…here it is… Little Johnnie’s teacher asked him how his weekend was. “Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass,” he said. She said, “Rectum.” “Wrecked him?” Johnnie said. “Damn near killed him!” That was a joke, but this isn’t: Apparently, a German lady went […]