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March 20th, 2008

Wrecked Him? Damn Near Killed Him…

Most have you have heard the joke, but if not…here it is…

Little Johnnie’s teacher asked him how his weekend was.

“Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass,” he said.

She said, “Rectum.”

“Wrecked him?” Johnnie said. “Damn near killed him!”

That was a joke, but this isn’t: Apparently, a German lady went to the hospital to have surgery on her leg and wound up with a shiny new anus. She was mixed up with a patient who suffered from incontinence. The report states that she still needs the leg surgery, but is seeking a different hospital to perform it. If  you don’t believe me, click here!

This all begs the question, did the incontinence patient get a new leg?

1 comment to Wrecked Him? Damn Near Killed Him…

  • I’m glad I keep Post-It notes in my purse. If I ever end up in a hospital, I’m putting a “fix this” note on whatever body part or organ is in need of attention. Don’t they have a saying that is the equivalent of “measure twice, cut once” in the hospital world?? They should…

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