Most have you have heard the joke, but if not…here it is…
Little Johnnie’s teacher asked him how his weekend was.
“Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass,” he said.
She said, “Rectum.”
“Wrecked him?” Johnnie said. “Damn near killed him!”
That was a joke, but this isn’t: Apparently, a German lady went to the hospital to have surgery on her leg and wound up with a shiny new anus. She was mixed up with a patient who suffered from incontinence. The report states that she still needs the leg surgery, but is seeking a different hospital to perform it. If you don’t believe me, click here!
This all begs the question, did the incontinence patient get a new leg?