Not on the AT4!!! After we stopped gagging, we started heckling Chad. Mike was teasing him about the smell. I was teasing him about the situation, and the way the MRE bag looked full of his shit. He was silent. One minute passed…. ….two minutes….. ….three minutes…..Mike was still heckling Chad without any response from […]

 The Chinese Fire Drill He said, “Hey the convoy is stopping! Hurry, let’s switch!” The truck came to a stop, and he jumped out of the driver’s seat. Mike jumped out of the passenger seat and ran to the driver’s side. I slid through the hole that we talked through and into the passenger seat. […]

This is NOT going to be good!! Up until this point, the invasion had been going great.  I had been sitting in the Pit of Despair for hours…perhaps even a full day at this point. It was dark due to the canvas flaps being closed. I was working with some “sensitive” stuff and needed to […]

“…the Pit of Despair. Don’t even think about trying to escape.” – The Albino from The Princess Bride I called it the pit of despair. It was my home for long periods of time during the early parts of the war. Military vehicles are not designed for comfort. They are strictly utilitarian. Cargo humvees are […]