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April 24th, 2008

As If We Really Need A Reason…

The “fair and balanced” journalists at Foxnews.com are reporting on a new study that links frequent masturbation to a decrease in risk of prostate cancer. The article at Fox News can be found here. Interestingly enough, Fox News is only quoting an article from a Gay and Lesbian Website (I’m not really sure why the […]

April 9th, 2008

The Stupid Leading the Blind…

There are a couple of very common sayings which reference blind people as a symbol of ignorance. There is the very common, “The blind leading the blind,” and then there is “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.” Now, I am certain that it is universally understood that “blind” in these […]

April 1st, 2008

April Foolishness…

Generally, I am not one into waiting until April to pull shenanigans. I’m more of a shenanigans kind of guy all year round. However, in light of the fact that I haven’t written much lately, and I’m looking for an escape from my exhaustive work week (I’ve already broken 33 hours this week and it […]

March 27th, 2008

How to Learn a Foreign Language…

As many of you know, I studied a Arabic in the Army and have been working with the language now for over seven years. Well, during my linguist career, I learned to appreciate just how difficult and frustrating learning a foreign language can be. It is definitely a real pain in the ass. It requires […]

March 24th, 2008

Why I Might Just Be the Man of Your Dreams…

I’ve been telling the ladies all along that I’m the best man that any woman could hope to marry. However, most of the time they just point and laugh at me. No matter how much I tell the ladies that I’m the dude they should be interested in, they just don’t hang around. Don’t get […]

March 20th, 2008

Wrecked Him? Damn Near Killed Him…

Most have you have heard the joke, but if not…here it is…

Little Johnnie’s teacher asked him how his weekend was.

“Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass,” he said.

She said, “Rectum.”

“Wrecked him?” Johnnie said. “Damn near killed him!”

That was a joke, but this isn’t: […]