Today is the Winter Solstice (technically, it occurred at 1747 UTC, but let’s not be picky). Simply put, today supposedly had the shortest number of daylight hours out of any day during the year. I’m not so sure about that, since I’ve spent the past three days indoors due to the freakin’ blizzard and haven’t seen [...]
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March 20th, 2009
There isn’t much in this world that can compare to an old friend, except for maybe a new old friend. Over the course of the past year that I’ve been blogging, I’ve made many references (direct and indirect) to my good friend, Kristin. I’ve only known Kristin for about two years, but during that time she’s [...] October 20th, 2008
I have discovered an amazing new mathematical formula that will undoubtedly change nothing in this world. I call it “Ass Math.” It goes something like this: Black Coffee + Empty Stomach = Holy Shit! In my office we have a fair number of coffee drinkers. When I first started in the office a year ago, we used [...] September 9th, 2008
As the title of this suggests, if you’re reading this, then that means that you’re PROBABLY not dead yet. If you are dead and reading this, it means that there’s Internet in Hell. I know this because, in Hell only the worst things happen, which means you’d be tortured by being forced to read this blog for eternity…sorry about that! Leave a comment! However, if these crazy assholes are right, tomorrow may mark the beginning of the end of the planet as we know it. Unlike the crazy assholes at Drunk and Offensive, the Citizens Against the Large Hadron Collider do not believe that the gigantic atomic experiment will bring about circumstances similar to the video game Half-Life. No, there will not be any “resonance cascade” or an invasion of horrible creatures from the planet Xen. Instead, something much worse will occur. What could possibly be worse? Well, watch this… That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, the LHC (as it’s known) has turned the community of scientific oddballs and fear-mongers on their ears! As stated in the video, “several experts are concerned that these high-energy collisions could create dangers currently unknown in our universe, like ever increasing microscopic black holes, antimatter, and all-consuming strangelets.” |
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