Straight for the showers…I figured I had about 10 minutes max before every pathogen that had been in contact with my body was in full force. Therefore, Easton and I grabbed fresh uniforms from our tent and headed straight to the showers. Before people start making the fag jokes, I’ll just say that it was […]

The meeting didn’t take long. Lee had returned from his meeting with our first sergeant and the sergeant major looking distraught. He was supposed to go with the first sergeant to “clean up” the trash he had left. The sergeant major had ordered the first sergeant to have his soldiers move every bit of trash […]

Lee is a friend of mine, but in all fairness, he took advantage of the fact that he was a private to be lazy and to do something really stupid. He was on trash detail that day, so he tossed the three or four trash bags from our site into the back of his HMMWV […]

Not on the AT4!!! After we stopped gagging, we started heckling Chad. Mike was teasing him about the smell. I was teasing him about the situation, and the way the MRE bag looked full of his shit. He was silent. One minute passed…. ….two minutes….. ….three minutes…..Mike was still heckling Chad without any response from […]